Of Course Masturbating Fetuses Is Stupid Insanity... But Not As Crazy Rep Michael Burgess' Educational Background

By now you have heard the insane story about your fetus masturbating from Congressman Michael Burgess. What you probably don't know is Congressman Burgess (R-Texas) is a medical doctor. Yup, you read that correctly, DOCTOR Burgess graduated from The University of Texas Health Science Center at Houston. This medical school boasts that it educates the largest number of health care professionals in Texas. Of course it is unclear what courses all these doctors are spending their time on learning about fetus masturbation.